Family Problem

Indian man said to the American: "We have problem in India . We can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely and domesticated girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this an arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told my parents that openly and now have a hell of a lot of family problems."
The American said: "Talking about love marriages, in America we can marry the one we love. Let me tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated her for three years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. The situation turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems?"
The Indian fainted.

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are we really Indian's

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICAWHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIMHOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY ?

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRYWITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORYAND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED �HOW DID U FIND INDIANS ��.??

INDIANS??

WHO INDIANS??

I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIANTHERE IN INDIA��

WHAT NONSENSE??WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN��??

THE AMERICAN SAID â?¦â?¦IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRIâ?"IN PUNJAB A PANJABIâ?"â?"IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALABIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALIâ?¦â?¦â?¦

THEN I META MUSLIM,

A HINDU

A CHRISTIAN,

A JAIN,

A BUDDHISTAND MANY MANY MANY MORE

BUT NOT

A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET

THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS IS

THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ..

FIGHT BACK -ALWAYS SAY

I AM INDIAN JAI HIND

Health is Wealth

EURO KIDS ASHOKA ENCLAVE -III, FARIDABAD

little kids participated in Annual Sports day of Euro Kids faridabad Branch,
all the kids showed their enthusiasm and performed beyond the imagination of their parents.

the funny part was few events involved the grand parents and parents too.

All the teaching staff and support staff managed the event very well

Banana Test its funny

PMTo: undisclosed Subject: THE BANANA TEST....

THE BANANA TEST

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.If your answer is:
Giraffe = you're unrealistic.

Lion = you're not honest.

Chimpanzee = you're a complete moron.

Squirrel = you're hopeless.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Weekend is near, Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax!

What is Recession?

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father.
Then something strange happened.
The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."
Moral of the Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think.

"by Jeffrey R. Kosnett
Friday, March 13, 2009
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