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Family Problem

2012-01-27T16:26:00.000+05:30

Indian man said to the American: "We have problem in India . We can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely and domesticated girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this an arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told my parents that openly and now have a hell of a lot of family problems."
The American said: "Talking about love marriages, in America we can marry the one we love. Let me tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated her for three years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. The situation turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems?"
The Indian fainted.

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2009-12-16T17:13:00.001+05:30

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are we really Indian's

2009-04-14T17:16:00.002+05:30

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICAWHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIMHOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY ?

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRYWITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORYAND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED â?¦HOW DID U FIND INDIANS â?¦â?¦.??

INDIANS??

WHO INDIANS??

I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIANTHERE IN INDIAâ?¦â?¦

WHAT NONSENSE??WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THENâ?¦â?¦??

THE AMERICAN SAID â?¦â?¦IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRIâ?"IN PUNJAB A PANJABIâ?"â?"IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALABIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALIâ?¦â?¦â?¦

THEN I META MUSLIM,

A HINDU

A CHRISTIAN,

A JAIN,

A BUDDHISTAND MANY MANY MANY MORE

BUT NOT

A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET

THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS IS

THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ..

FIGHT BACK -ALWAYS SAY

I AM INDIAN JAI HIND

Health is Wealth

2009-03-29T14:54:00.001+05:30

EURO KIDS ASHOKA ENCLAVE -III, FARIDABAD

little kids participated in Annual Sports day of Euro Kids faridabad Branch,
all the kids showed their enthusiasm and performed beyond the imagination of their parents.

the funny part was few events involved the grand parents and parents too.

All the teaching staff and support staff managed the event very well

Banana Test its funny

2009-03-29T14:27:00.005+05:30

PMTo: undisclosed Subject: THE BANANA TEST....

THE BANANA TEST

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.If your answer is:
Giraffe = you're unrealistic.

Lion = you're not honest.

Chimpanzee = you're a complete moron.

Squirrel = you're hopeless.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Weekend is near, Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax!

2009-03-29T14:07:00.000+05:30

What is Recession?

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father.
Then something strange happened.
The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."
Moral of the Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think.

2009-03-18T08:46:00.000+05:30

"by Jeffrey R. Kosnett
Friday, March 13, 2009
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Fortis can force you to pay

2009-02-20T09:34:00.000+05:30

if you or your relative is going to fortis hospital do not be happy to see the facility of valet parking, i will get to know at the time you are about to go back, they will handover the keys with the parking slip, the horrifying fact is they have displayed the card of valet Parking facility is available

Mineral Water Pricing

2009-01-01T17:07:00.000+05:30

in past few days i have found that even local brands in Mineral water industry has increased the price, this is happened when the known brands like kinley, aquafina, bisleri particularly Catch has increased in MRP. i am totally confused on the pricing, whether they actually increased the prices or just doing penetration to be in market. one can be surprised the bottle 1 ltr., which was for Rs. 10/- now is minimum Rs. 12/- or Maximum Rs. 15/-.
surprisingly CATCH water although one can not get in retail market, but in hotel etc you can get it. earlier hotel, restrauant were selling CATCH used to charge Rs. 25/- to Rs. 30/- funny part was these CATCH bottles never ever crried MRP. (Excuse was it is available in Institutional Sales)
When Honourable Supreme Court passes the order, then this company started print MRP.
now my worry/concern is how a comapny can increase the price by 20 to 30% in one go, although customer has right to negotiate the rates but with whom and for what. in my opinion Govt. should also put a sealing on MRP.
please note the following points:
Cost of Production 20%
Cost of Excise 15% apox
Cost of Logistics 30%
Cost of profit to Mfg. 10%
Profit to Distributor/Dealer 10%
Profit to shopkeeper 15%
Loss to consumer Sub Std Quaility - Thrust + Loss to pocket

Who Can Chalaan This: is Traffic Police ready

2008-12-31T19:07:00.000+05:30

Badarpur Flyover is under contruction

2008-12-31T18:46:00.000+05:30

before its too late to handle the mess at Badar Pur Flyover Site at New Delhi.
1. with in the construction range, lots of encroachment is there, at the present moment running traffic getting effected by Automobile repair shops, building material suppliers, hawkers, created shops at cemetery (although fresh place has been allotted to them) & last but ot least Blue line/RTV's mafia.
2. the cycle rickshaw wala creates a bottle neck at badarpur bus stand and nearly 300mtrs, standing police officers (at police picket) never ever bothered to object them. keep busy themselves to intercept vans, two wheelers etc.
3. Faridabad tax collection officers made commercial vehicle to stand on the main road.
4. Delhi MCD toll tax agents have put the barriers in mid of the road to catch the commercial vehicle offenders.
5. there is on electric transformer is installed at the mid of the road for decades and adjacent to that all interstate buses wait for passenger and this waiting creates hurdles in traffic movement. I would like to suggest you to please arrange to relocate this transformer to some other place.

6. please arrange to construct the huge road sides particularly while going from Delhi to Faridabad, this will help to increase the traffic movement.
7. please instruct the local authorities to not to allow week bazaar at badarpur, as they have come on main road as DMRC is constructing Metro line.

Cleaning roads by Machines

2008-09-21T19:17:00.000+05:30

hi, this machine Swingo 200 is cleaning the road surface mechanically, if you want
to have a real assessment please do visit to very popular HCBS first phase of BRT
Chirag Delhi to Moolchand in night.
be vigilant man and machine on work.

Brass Statues with Gold polish

2008-09-21T19:14:00.000+05:30

AMARNATH ISSUE-TRUTH] Vote ki roti

2008-08-13T11:05:00.000+05:30

it is all the fact but...but try to understand one thing, the blame goes to protestors (AAm Admi), in my view any dispute can be solved by discussion. keep in mind how will you solve a property dispute with in family or with others (if any)
you know such kind of scene why it has occurred just because of Gujjar moment, which happened couple of month ago, it is the ray of it.
we people are forgetting one thing i.e. pelting stones, burning vehicles and home etc may not fetch a goal, but again to sit for discussions or form a committee, it is the real fact protest in such manner will increase the pollution and fear in among public.
keep in mind Kashmir valley is tourism place besides this apple is major industry........... in my view people are being hypnotized by few politicians, because only after this they can make vote ki roti.

Raise your Voice & Objection/views by comments and fwd it to nears and dears

Delhi Police Overturned

2008-08-08T18:20:00.000+05:30

SHREE GANESH VANDANA

2008-08-05T17:23:00.000+05:30

SHREE GANESH VANDANA
CHUKLAM BARATHARAM VISHNUM
SHASHI VARNAM CHATURBHUJAM
PRASANNA VADANAM DHYAYET
SARVA VIGHNOPA SHANTAYE
AGAJANANA PADMARGAM GAJANANA
MAHIRSHAM ANEKA DANTAM BHAKTANAM
EKA DANT! AM UPASMAHE

Traffic & Delhi Police

2008-08-05T17:22:00.000+05:30

I am taking an opportunity to prove myself as a concerned and responsible citizen.

Sir, as everybody in & around Delhi is really including your officiating force is worried about traffic situation and ultimately your office always become the target of all kind of critics, with the fact, in some areas traffic has really improved in recent past.

Sir, I would like to inform you that following places are really for a ride in case of traffic management. This is just and just because of coordination between all among your co partners.

Nehru Place
With the experience of past the main and inside roads of Nehru Place badly effected in traffic movement, the only & only reason is wrong park and wait attitude of RTVs drivers, unauthorized parking under the signage board of NO PARKING AREA and main road used by dumping of building material by big-big builders.
Sir, these can be worked out if you and your associate i.e. Delhi Police take collective steps. Because as a layman I cannot park or wait my vehicle without the direct or indirect consent of appropriate authorities.

Mehrauli- Baradarpur Road (MB ROAD) Lal Kuan
One can see anytime parked trailers in three rows or under repair trailers. This scene is available almost for 24 hrs and 30 days. For your information in this regard I have personally made numbers of calls to your office and every time just got the assurances that it. But yes, during celebration of TRAFFIC WEEK this situation was not available to see for a week.
Sir I totally give regard to all celebrations but sir please instructs the concerned officials so that I can also celebrate a bit by reaching home early.

Mathura Road
Sir From Aali Gaon point to Badarpur Boarder again both sides of road being used for parking/repair of trucks & buses, although both sides of road is very vide but because of dumping of garbage on main road and parking problems road becomes narrow. This is with the fact that opposite to Badarpur Police Station major portion of road is also encroached by hawkers.
Sir here also you have to co-ordinate with Delhi Police & MCD.

Sir now I will not take much time of yours and wish to have appropriate response and further believe that your small willingness will prove that traffic situation is not that bad as one feels.

HOMEWORK IS GOOD FOR STUDENTS

2008-08-05T16:58:00.000+05:30

ANOTHER HOMEWORK! OH! NO!
While coming home from school, I was feeling very sad. Mummy will not allow me to watch my favourite cartoon programmes. She will say,” Hiren, finish your homework first.” I hate to write. Why do teachers give us homework?
STUDY IN SCHOOL---------------STUDY AT HOME ALSO!
Then mummy explained to me why homework is good for me. She said that my teachers want me to revise what they taught us in the class. By doing homework I shall remember what I studied in the class.
When teachers do not give us homework, we do not study at home and then forget what was taught in the school.
When we do homework, we come to know how much we have understood in the class and what we have forgotten.
Homework helps us to be sincere and regular in our studies. It teaches us to be responsible. It also helps our parents to know what is being taught in the school.
Now I understood why homework is important for me. HAVE YOU?

Fee Hike in First Two Years By School

2008-08-05T16:53:00.000+05:30

I would like to draw your attention to unreasonable FEE HIKE Manav Rachna Intn'l School, This is considering the following experiences faced by us in a nearly year old institution:

Point no. 1.
It's a fact, in today's scenario one can not expect a good education on subsidized fee, but parents of MRIS's students are already paying a bit more to MRIS, than any other institute in Faridabad.
At the time of admission for session 2006-2007 all the parents were aware that this session of MRIS is going to be the first and everybody took one big gamble of taking the chance of getting their respective kids' admitted in this school only on the basis of the various promises that were given by none other than the Principal and the school counselor, At that time I was personally impressed with Principal Madam, and her vision of teaching the children by making them have clear concepts instead of just making them learn sentences in different subjects without knowing what they are reading.
At this time (nearly at the completion of session) hardly any parent would be having any negative view about the study pattern or about the teachers and the efforts that they have put.
But at the same time we do have a grudge/ problem regarding the frequent changes of teachers. I do agree that this being the beginning even you face the difficulty of finding the right kind of teacher willing to teach the subjects according to the school's environment and vision, but at the same time you would agree that it is difficult for the young students to get adjusted to new-new teachers and even the teachers find it difficult to know the weaknesses and strong/positive points of the students very fast and by the time they both get adjusted to each other we get the news that the teacher has changed.
we compromised as it is the first year of the school
Point no. 2.
While the course material and the method of teaching and giving various worksheets with relevant examples is very good, we are not happy with the quality of notebooks being supplied by the book store. One can get cheaper notebooks of better quality paper from the market which do not tear easily everytime an eraser is used. The only drawback being the lack of the school label.
At the beginning of the session while buying the books we were assured by the book store that we would be provided with proper book cover for which we were charged then. We are still waiting for the same at the end of the session. At that time we had also requested for the text books to be binded for which also we were given false assurances.
IN THIS ALSO; we compromised as it is the first year of the school
Point no.3.
The quality of the uniform especially the winter uniform is way below the standard of the school.One expects good quality uniform from a very good standard school as the uniform is the face of the school in the outside world and the school is recognized by the same.
You can imagine our embarrassment when our neighbours point out the poor quality of the uniform our child is wearing when we praise the school sky high.
AGAIN; we compromised as it is the first year of the school
Point no.4.
When the school was envisioned on paper and later made into reality, the school management with due respect to the experience of successfully running professional and undergraduate colleges must have done some very in-depth studies on the cost of raising the requisite infrastructure and also the daily expenditure of running the school smoothly and later derived at the fee structure to be charged from each student for successfully running the dream project.
Thus I, as a lay parent fail to understand the sudden necessity of hiking the fees which I feel is a very arbitory and a rash decision on part of a otherwise very good management .
NOT ready to accept this.............no way
Point no.5.
Usually there is slab structure and the transport charges are levied as per the distance the student is living from the school. Even then the charges being charged are among the highest among all the schools. moreover the diesel rates have reduced and hence we do not find any rationale behind the hike in transport charges.
The A.C. in the bus was working only in the initial part of the session and later on the students are travelling in an A.C. bus without the A.C. I am not talking of the winter months but heater can be used in present temperature.
same condition/situation also applies in class rooms as well, because in every parent teacher meeting we could not feel in hot days a cool .........................?
Although you charged separately at the beginning of the session i.e. Rs. 2000/-

promotional campagin JV of EURO KIDS & TATA SKY

2008-03-11T14:39:00.000+05:30

there is no wonder this year 2k8 is really unpredictable, Stock market, global warming, terrorism etc. Today I got the bullet shot, when I got the newsletter of Euro Kids, which recommended the usage of TATA SKY for growing children. seems Euro Kids wants to reduce their burden or keen Kid to feel SICK.

it is fact in today's world that to reduce the cost of marketing or promotion of the goods, to have a joint venture.
but...but...
this JV between Euro Kids and tata sky may be healthy to you, but my dear sirs, please note the following concerns of mine or may be other parents:
(these views are irrespective of whether kid is with Euro Kids or not)

1. now days every one come across to have or face discussions of anxiety, aggression, depression or obesity etc. and root cause of all these is just one that we are reducing our habits of writing reading and debating. when ever we are sitting in free time, sitting with mobile phone, PC or TV or other via media.
2. digital visual and sound can give you good feel for once, but one can not recognise or co-relate the sound and figure. it is a fact that there is a huge difference between electronic gadgets and manual gadgets.
3. Exercise of motivating parents towards digital quality media or prints may be a futile efforts because those who can afford to provide high cost education, are already aware with all this and are really looking at the areas to keep away the child from it.
4. at the growing stage of a child, if one parent obeys your recommendation then it is very simple minimum two other families will have to adopt, just because of peer/social pressure.
5. now days our scientists are working on illness due to long sitting in front of TV, PC, play stations etc.
6. there is no doubt about the capability of the child in today's world but 90% it is on negative side, this is the reason, our youths are in grip of depression and anxiety, committing suicide is very popular now days.
7. it is also a fact that one can not ignore the digital print or media in today's highly techno savvy envoirement but reduce the availability of the same in childhood atleast.
8. if we create a habit in a child to act and perform at the growing stage, which your objective (Is/Was....?) then that day is not too far when child will come forward and raise his or her voice in front of the society. this is what is called the confidence which is equal to personality, and it always matters.
9. Euro Kids and others like school's concept and the objective of play way method................purely disapprove your reconditions of TATA Sky or any other digital media even for Wiz/active kids........... sitting at a place make a child Wiz but can not active at all.

really-really I have lot to say but request you to please-please do not promote which is already proved a slow poison to our younger generation.

please clean your TV Screen or PC Monitor or Note book Screen with a light wet tissue paper, result will be a Black Dust which is equal to CARBON.

in today's newspaper at front page, 36% Indian scientist are at NASA, this is just because of Practical's and Practical based on manual exercise.

hope you will u/s and try to lead the nation's pride.
Sitting at one place and watching is worse then POLIO.

let's be together to fight with all social cause but not in SARKARI way.

Stopping women in call centre at night

2007-11-04T12:33:00.000+05:30

After the death in Pune of employee of Call Centre, people are giving views that women should stop working in night shift. is this the only way.............. ?
in my opinion in night shift or evening shift every cab should be run with a security guard, and GPS.
BPO owner says the death is responsibility of Cab owner, here i would like to say being professional how BPO's can hire unprofessional cab companies.

may be for BPO's it is very light incident, as they spent most of the time in a circle where having sex is not a rape

govt decisions on any issues

2007-08-29T13:11:00.000+05:30

how can you think our govt. can raise an objection or rectify the ongoing or upcoming problems in time when they can not solve the floods which happens every years and drought every year.
what they do is just make a committe or board to control but nothing is controlable till date.
what govt. belives in is to just pay the compensation thats it.
govt. says they are for poors but how many poors get the aid no body know but everybody knows.